Making Fiends Songs

OPENING THEME:
Making Fiends, making Fiends,
Vendetta’s always making Fiends,
making Fiends while Charlotte makes friends.
EPISODE 1 – Sung by Charlotte:
Kitty, Kitty, where did you go?
It is fun to pet your kitty nose.
EPISODE 2 – Sung by Charlotte:
Monkeys live up in trees,
monkeys have furry knees.
Monkeys don’t wear shoes,
monkeys never lose their wallets
‘cause they don’t have anyyy!
EPISODE 3 – Sung by the Screaming Vegetables:
Eat vegetables with every meal,
or you lips will start to peal,
and your eyeballs will fall out,
and your feet will smell like trout.
EPISODE 4 – Sung by Charlotte:
V-E-N-D-ETTA, V-E-N-D-ETTA,
Vendetta, Vendetta,
Vendetta’s my friend!
EPISODE 5 – Sung by Charlotte:
"Boo, boo!" says the ghost,
today is Halloween.
"Squeak, squeak!" says the mouse,
today is Halloween.
"Moo, moo!" says the cow,
today is Halloween.
EPISODE 6 – Sung by Charlotte:
Kitty, Kitty, Kitty,
you are pretty, pretty, pretty big.
Kitty, Kitty, Kitty,
I like yoouu.
Kitty, Kitty, Kitty,
you are pretty, pretty, pretty red.
Kitty, pretty Kitty,
I like you.
EPISODE 7 – No song.
EPISODE 8 – Sung by Vendetta (1); sung by Charlotte (2):
(1) Happy birthday to you,
you are stupid and blue.
You look like you are stupid,
wait, wait, I’m sure that is true.
(2) Happy birthday to me,
it’s my birthday, yippee!
I like to eat cookies,
happy birthday to me.
EPISODE 9 – Sung by Charlotte:
Number 2 pencil, you’re my pointy friend.
Number 2 pencil, I love you ‘til the end.
You fill in bubbles nice and dark;
you’re made of wood without the bark;
you never yell or give me fleas;
you never try to break my knees.
Number 2 pencil, you’re my friend, you see,
‘cause Number 2 pencil, you’re number one to me!
EPISODE 10 – Sung by Charlotte (1), (2):
(1) Fe-eding Vendetta’s pets,
‘cause Vendetta is the best.
It is fun to feed her pets,
‘cause her pets are nice.
Fe-eding Vendetta’s pets,
it is fun, it is the best,
‘cause Vendetta has nice pets
and Vendetta’s nice.
And Vendetta has nice pets,
‘cause Vendetta is the best.
And her pets are fun and nice,
and Vendetta too is nice!
Fe-eding Vendetta’s pets,
‘cause Vendetta is the best.
It is fun to feed her pets,
‘cause her pets are nice.
(2) I’m wearing a fancy hat,
what do you think about that?
It smells like cat food and it’s red;
it looks so pretty on my –!
EPISODE 11 – The song in this episode is dotted with entire series of lines that are inaudible, so unless someone can decipher it, I won’t bother writing any of it up. Sorry! 😦
EPISODE 12 – Sung by Charlotte (1), (2):
(1) Vote, vote, vote,
vote, vote, vote.
Unless you are a goat,
‘cause goats can’t vote.
vote vote vote,
vote, vote, vote.
Unless you are a candied yam,
‘cause candied yams can’t vote.
Vote, vote, vote,
vote, vote, vote.
Unless you are a donut,
‘cause donuts don’t vote.
Vote, vote, vote,
vote, vote, vote.
Unless you are a potted plant,
‘cause potted plants don’t vote.
Vote, vote, vote,
vote, vote, vote.
Unless you are a fellon,
‘cause fellons can’t vote.
Vote, vote, vote,
vote, vote, vote.
Unless you are a can of ham,
‘cause cans of ham can’t vote.
(2) President Vendetta, president Vendetta.
How can you not want a president Vendetta?
President Vendetta, president Vendetta.
How can you not love a president Vendetta?
EPISODE 13 – Sung by Charlotte:
It’s clear to see you can’t see me,
‘cause I’m invisible as can be.
It seems that you can see through me,
‘cause I’m invisible, tee hee hee.
EPISODE 14 – Sung by Mr. Milk and students:
What a beautiful day in December.
It’s a day we will long remember,
because nobody is going to be dismembered.
What a wonderful winter day!
The trees are green,
the sky is blue,
we’re wearing slightly warmer shoes.
There’s no snow, but that’s okay.
what a wonderful winter day!
A wintery wonderful day!
A wonderful wintery day!
Malachai, come sing with us!
[Malachi] I singeth not, ‘tis blasphemous.
Oh, all right… well, that’s okay!
What a wonderful wintery day!
[Marion] Alas, a day without much fear.
[Charlotte] I wish Vendetta could be here!
[Maggie] Charlotte’s dumb.
But that’s okay.
What a wonderful wintery day!
A wintery wonderful day!
Yes, a wonderful wintery day!
[Maggie] It’s too hot to wear wool hats;
[Marion] we still must watch for giant cats.
[Marvin] My sled won’t work.
But I still say, what a wonderful wintery day!
There’s no snowmen,
no pretty lights,
no hot chocolate,
no snowball fights,
but there’s also nothing here that bites.
What a wonderful wintery day!
A wintery wonderful day!
A wonderful wintery day!
The flowers bloom,
the new birds sing,
it’s warmer than a day in spring.
[Flowers] But that’s just fine, we do not bite!
It’s still a wonderful,
[Marion] magical,
[Malachi] beauteous,
[Marvin] my, divine,
[Maggie] pretty good,
wintery day!
EPISODE 15 – Sung by the Valentine Fiend (1); sung by Charlotte and Vendetta (2):
(1) Today is such a spendid day
because I have met you.
Each of you are wonderful,
and to remember you
I would like something special,
something nice before we part.
So be good, little children,
and give me all your hearts.
My arms are short,
my legs are long.
Come closer, children,
yes, come along.
It is hard for me to reach you
when you stand so far away.
Come closer, little ones,
I only want to play.
The day is hot,
it makes me sweat;
Why did you make me
out of chocolate?
(2) Imagine lakes of chocolate
with fish made out of pies.
Oh, wouldn’t it be wonderful!
[Vendetta] No, there would be flies.
Imagine in the chocolate lake:
a boat with candy sails;
A tasty boat of gingerbread!
[Vendetta] I’m sure it would get stale.
Oh, we could be gingerbread too,
that would be extra nice.
Our eyes would be peppermints!
[Vendetta] We would be chewed by mice.
Oh, we could have pet lemon drops,
and live on cakes and jam – oh,
wouldn’t that be lots of fun!
[Vendetta] I’d rather kiss a clam.
EPISODE 16 – No song.
EPISODE 17 – Sung by Charlotte (to the tune of Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star).
Shiny, shiny, puny star,
wonderful is what you are;
Higher than the big tall sky,
like a precious stone that flies.
Shiny, shiny, puny star,
wonderful is what you – ooh!
EPISODE 18 – No song.
 

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